'How do you get the whales in the lake?': 20+ Silly sightseers and tacky travelers who were completely unprepared to go abroad

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    Font - r/AskReddit Posted by u/UhOhIm In Trouble What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever seen a tourist get upset over? I was once at Universal and saw a woman yelling at the little old man operating the entrance to Islands of Adventure. It seems if you check in to one of the parks, you have to wait 15 minutes before checking into the other one. This woman was in that situation and flipping a s yelling "what do you expect me to do?" Umm...wait for 5 more minutes. There wasn't even a line
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    Font - pinktieman I worked in my town's botanic gardens for a while. Someone threatened to sue me - not the gardens, me personally - because we didn't have lily pads.
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    Font - lamari I worked at a hotel in the mountains at a ski resort, and one of the guest freaks out because it was snowing. She practically blamed me for it snowing and wanted to check out because you "can't ski in that"!
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    Font - Sonic343 Here in California, we hear stupid S all the time. My favorite is when during the summer, people go to San Francisco in shorts and then bh about how cold it is. Do some research people!
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    Font - DreadfulRauw I grew up in a beach town. You cannot imagine how furious some people get when it's high tide and the beach disappears. They then go complain to the local store owners and police officers.
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    Font - pillars_of_creation My mother used to work at Disney handling guest complaints. She once got a complaint that a foot- long hot dog was only 11 inches long. The person went on to demand all types of free stuff, like park tickets, food, hotel stays, etc..
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    Font - walkertexasharanguer I think this guy was having a bad day in general and was probably upset about something else, but ... In my local butcher shop, I saw a Swiss man get extremely upset that Americans put garlic in their salami. Apparently, he lives 'only 1 hour from the Italian border and the Italians don't put garlic in their salami.' It was important to him.
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    Font - Cyrus_Asmodeus While vacationing in a group with Europeans, the French couple refused to speak anything but French. They read and understood menus, signs, and paperwork, in Spanish and English, but they refused to speak it. The guide, as well as the rest of the group could speak English passably, but they refused to. Even to store owners, they spoke French, and were extremely ped when nobody else would.
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    Font - ronearc So I used to be a customer service supervisor for a company that sells camping reservations. Well, this one time a lady calls to get a refund. She went through the channels until she got to me. She had this really pronounced Long Island accent. Yes, how can I help you? I need a refund. Why? I was camping last night at State Park, and it was awful, just awful. (At this point, she's getting a bit hysterical). What was awful ma'am?
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    Font - I heard this noise at about 2am, and when I got up, I saw them. Them? Raccoons. There were raccoons everywhere. There must have been hundreds of them. Ok, maybe four or five. (At this point, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't speak. When I was finally able to speak, I denied her request for a refund.)
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    Font - [deleted] I am from Massachusetts and I have seem more than a few people lose their s t after seeing the size of Plymouth Rock. They are expecting an epic boulder. And it's not.
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    Font - imbignate I've seen lots of tourists get upset about the lack of a barter system haggling in the US. I live in San Diego where we have lots of international visitors that visit our port on cruise ships and try to shop. Numerous times I hear this exchange or something similar: Tourist: How much for this? Kid at the counter: $10 Tourist: Is there a discount? Kid: No Tourist: How about a "discount" wink Kid: $10? Tourist: How much if I buy two? Kid: Um, $20.
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    Font - At this point the tourist invariably gets frustrated and leaves or the negotiation continues on. One time I was trying to buy something and the tourist pointed at me saying "How much will you charge him? It's 'cause I'm foreign, isn't it!" The cashier looked at my item, same as the tourist, and said "That'll be $10". I handed him $11 (for sales tax), got my change, and didn't say a word. The tourist yelled "You're in on it together!" and I laughed my al off all the way home.
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    Font - quick_thinkfast A woman absolutely screaming at an employee working a moneychanging booth at Munich Airport. She couldn't understand how her $100 would only net her 70 EUR or so on exchange. Her money was AMERICAN DOLLARS and had to be worth more than the "Europe money" So many Americans travel and blend in perfectly. Too bad the idiots burn bright and hot.
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    Font - [deleted] I worked as a tour guide in a pulp mill last summer. People would often ask if the pulp is edible. It is, technically, but since it's just wood fibres and a little bleach I don't know why you'd want to. Anyway, one woman got very upset when I said this. She shouted, "Well then, what good is it?" and stormed away.
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    Font - honor_face I worked in a beach resort in florida aboot an hour away from Disneyworld and we had a kiosk with flyers for all sorts of things in the lobby. One day a european vacationer lost his s in the lobby beacause - get this - he was pl ed that we would have brochures for all of these things but they were not available AT the resort. I guess he thought we should put epcot and sea world in our parking lot...
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    Font - Grigori7 People walking through their camera shots. I live in London. There are seven and a half million people in this city. You have come to Oxford Circus, where two of the busiest shopping streets in the world intersect, and where one of the busiest underground stations in the world empties out. No, this is not a good time for you to take a pretty picture of one another or the architecture. No, none of us care that you're on holiday. No, your remarks won't offend us. We're fing Londone
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    Font - They barely spoke English but the Guy kept apologizing to us from 9 -12 (when i went drunk to my bed in the ice hotel brrrrr) every 10 min. I never felt sorrier for anyone.
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    Font - CyanideSeashell Just recently, I was on Mykonos with a tour group. Our group stopped at a little taverna to have lunch and I noticed that with the front door of the restaurant open, a couple of cats were allowed to roam in and out of the restaurant. I thought it was kind of funny, and he interesting - i've never seen cats wandering through restaurants where I'm from (NY). One lady (American, too), flipped out. Apparently she was "afraid of cats" and spent the entire lunch yelling at the r
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    Font - spannor I met a middle-aged couple in Kerry who were angry and disappointed that they had been in Ireland for almost a week and had not yet seen a single leprechaun. I wish this was a joke. Yes, they were American...
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    Font - [deleted] I was giving a coral reef ecology talk on a boat, some dumb fling red neck asked what the elevation was, I looked over the side and said "from the top deck? bout 15 feet." The howls of laughter prompted him to threaten to kick my a I'm 6'10" and even though I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag most people tend to reconsider their aggression when they get close. What do you put in the water to make it so blue? How do you get the whales in the lake cause we drove all the way
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    Font - NoahtheRed On a recent cruise, I got to witness a man and woman become visibly angry because the free coffee wasn't Starbucks. Another passenger even approached them and asked why they were having problems with the free coffee and they said "I paid $1200 for the cruise and want Starbucks. [T!" Yes, there was a notable pause it!", between "starbucks" and "d as if he had thought of something in between and decided it was worth swearing over. Mind you, it's Lavazza, which while not the world
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    Human body - RadarCounterpart when it rains in seattle.
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    Font - [deleted] I once saw an American tourist get incensed that Canadians do not serve poutine in most major fast food chains (admittedly this was a few years ago and things have changed since then). He ended up being escorted off the premises with has very embarrassed family in tow. *And before anyone asks, yes the server did apologize (because Canadians apologize ALL THE TIME) for the lack of poutine.
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    Font - [deleted] When we were on vacation in Cuba, German tourist (not relevant, but identifying) smacked my 12 year old brother's hand with a bread knife because he didn't use a towel to hold the bread as he sliced it.

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